About FletchEachannPX
Elizabeth Daily:
Elizabeth Daily Naked
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Information:
Name: Elizabeth Daily
Born: 1961-09-11
Height: 1.55
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Filmography:
Gen 13 (1999), Gnomes and Trolls: The Secret Chamber (2008), Hey Arnold! (1999), All Grown Up (0), Cartoon Network Racing (2006)
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A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that
evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come
home.'
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What do you
get if you cross a labrador and a
tortoise ?
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and
bring back last
weeks paper !
RoryFarleyqW
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats
like
a dog, but isn't a dog?
A pup.
BwIchEsequiellK
Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?
TadleighBeckfs
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
man with two watches is never sure.
TruesdellMotegahl
A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling up his tub
with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day,
then he
removed all the keys and washed them individually.
LuduvicoTristancM
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
AinmireVonnhG
What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
FlinnTohopkazp
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
LambretPowwawzf
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
that
has an udder?
ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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